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Created on 2006-03-19 04:58:18 (#9815841), last updated 2009-02-08
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You don't make the rules, and it's impossible to learn them. Besides, the rules are for people who don't know how to play the game.
Patience isn't a virtue, it's a disease.
Everything else is just a waiting game. It's all a game and the more damaged you are the better you'll play. You've got less to lose.
Quit while you're ahead.
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