Congratulations, you're blind.

Screen maker
Face painter
Word reader
Moral stirrer
Wood curser
Box faker
Key tapper
Lion eater
Truth free-er
Cookie teaser
Ghost waker
Head banger
Air strummer
Goat buyer
Lie sower
Water taker
Earth waster
Cake taster
Meat slicer
Yellow glazer
Eye peircer
Nose thrower
Peace loser
War thinner
Toaster hater
Bread winner
Bacon beater
Soup stealer
Salt squealer
Radio tuner

Can't find the word that fits, but this is as close as I'm going to get.

So I unpacked it
Washed it
Ripped off the fat
Stuffed it
Closed it
Tied it
Buttered it
Salted it
Flipped the wings
Cooked it
And basted it every twenty minutes

Yeah, I cooked the turkey, being the vegitarian and all that I am.

I need to get a cash job at Dominion rather than the Deli job. I'm getting to know my meat to well...

Thanksgiving dinner.
At our house.
It could have been worse?
Mainly it's just really pathetic.
William and Patrick didn't show up because it was their Dad's birthday yesterday or something. That kind of dissapointed me because they were going to be the only decent conversation I would have.
Although I had a good talk with their mom. But whatever.
Judy was the same "do things my way or die" sort of idea.
But thats just her.
Luke didn't talk.
Kate didn't talk.
I was slowly falling into an oblivion of un-words as I picked at my dumplings.

After dinner I couldn't even watch Supernatural because it's "too scary for Kate" UGH.

Desperate Housewives was ammmmmmazzzingg (as always)
Obbsesse much?
Yes.

It's not the monster under your bed, but the one in your head.

Right, so "Bits on Wheels" is my new best friend. Like honestly.
Because I have issues with watching House MD.
I need to watch it.
Every week, at least once a week.
And I've been missing it due to work, etc.
So last night i got fet up and decided I'd download the last episode I missed.
I ended up clicking the wrong thing and waiting 16 hours to download some french anime show with spanish subtiles.
Joy.
So I just downloaded the actual episode in an hour and watched it tonight.
Omg.
Who the fuck needs TV?
I now have no reason to watch television.

Life=Complete.

"I'm surprised - your acting is good, but can you take the heat after the fact?"

let me tell you a story -  a true one, I swear.
    (no you don't)
well, mayber it's more of an embellished factuality.
    (of a faitality)
just let me speak, that way you can listen.
    (why listen to a lie?)
well it's based on fact, I just embroidered it a little.
    (only a little?)
she was just a person, without motivation
she hated to face anything + every one.
and so
    (so what?)
she told a story
her aount was ill
a possibility of death through failure
    (but that was more her than her aunt, wasn't it?)
yes.
her aunt only had cancer.
so by decoration this truth,
she avoided what she missed.
and used commiseration to her advantage.
she wasn't blamed - she had avoided the conflict
but still, she didn't want to lie
    (so she embellished the truth?)
    (I don't think it works that way)
well, she thought it did.
but it mixed her up,
and the dis-illusioned truth became a factuality.
and a regular fiasco ensued.
    (so the story is true?)
yes, what she painted became a reality.
    (that's too bad)
she shouldn't have avoided the truth to begin with,
and found some motivation.